How do you pass a title like that??? xDDD I was going through KKM fics on fanfiction.net and that's one of the titles I saw. Made me bust a rib falling out of bed in a fit of laughter. Now I have to read it.

Paranoid - Very High [ [link] ]
Schizoid - Very High [ [link] ]
Schizotypal - High [ [link] ]
Antisocial - High [ [link] ]
Borderline - Very High [ [link] ]
Histrionic - Low [ [link] ]
Narcissistic - High [ [link] ]
Avoidant - High [ [link] ]
Dependent - Low [ [link] ]
Obsessive-Compulsive - High [ [link] ]

Wow. I didn't think it was that bad. o-o Though, I must say that I agree with all of it EXCEPT I'm not narcissistic at all (I don't think) and I've never attempted suicide. Yeah, I think death would be welcoming but suicidal people piss me off to the fullest extent. All I mean is that if I died it would be okay, I'm not gonna kill myself though. And yeah, I cause self harm, but it's not "Ohh I'm depressed and I deserve to die: let's make some scars so people notice and feel sorry for me!" No. For me, it's "Ohh I'm bored: let's see how far my pain thresh hold goes!" I don't slit my wrists or anything like that but I bleed sometimes. :/

Take the test------> [link]

The higher you go, the harder the ground fucking hits you when you fall.

I was going through my phone with Max, and she goes: "Woah, wait, who's that?" pointing to a picture of my older brother. "That's Tyler." I say. "Damn." she says. And you know what I said? "I know."

...................

GAHH! The fuck. I know he's sexy as hell but I've never said that out loud. o-o And... he kind of rocks. But that freaks me out. Even though he's not my real brother, I shouldn't think like that about him. He's my mom's boyfriend's son. He's also 18, almost 19, three years older than me. But I've had this little mini crush on him sence we met. We've all been living together for six and a half years. So it's not like I can ignore him. Plus, he's my only family who I don't completely HATE. And he's the only one who doesn't completely hate me. Well then.

And lately he's been having this girl, Sarah, over a lot. He says they're not going out but... She's a total whore. I can't stand her being here. Everytime I see her she got as little clothing on as possible without being in her underware. And she's always laying on his bed. And she hangs all over him. And his bedroom is right next to mine.

.............These walls are NOT thick. Am I being a jealous bitch?

Fuck.

ANYWAY, Max doesn't know he's my brother, so it's all good.

CIRQUE DU FREAK IS GONNA BE A MOVIE!!? I'm so incredibly excited right now!! Why was I not informed of this happening?? Why have I not seen any advertisements for this??? Cirque du Freak was one of the BEST most AMAZING book series EVER!!!! One of THE best vampire sagas despite the lack of fangs!!! It's so amazingly... AMAZING! I saw the poster on an app on my iPod and I got so excited that I was running in circles in my little room making squeeky YAYOHMYGODYES!!! noises. My brother got scared and my dogs started barking. xD This is one of the best moments of my entire life right now, I wonder what I'll do when the movie actually comes out...

By the way..... FUCK TWILIGHT! I HATED THAT BOOK! READ CIRQUE DU FREAK!

Though, the actors are NOTHING like I pictured the characters. xD It has that one extremely stupid guy from that one Will Ferrell movie. 'Cause that was so descriptive. xD I'm really disappointed that he's Mr. Crepsley though.... It made me sad. BUT I'M STILL EXCITED!